Student- I can’t wait to get a tattoo! Mr. Lighter- What are you going to get? Student- Well, I wanted to get a butterfly on my lower back, but my mom said I couldn’t because that’s a tramp stamp.
Mr. Lighter- Yo, how were the waves today? Student- Too big fo me brudda! I don wan get eaten by da water!
Student A- What’s cock-blocking? Student B- When someone gets in the way of you talking to your crush. Student A- Soooo, like what you were doing to me at lunch?