Student- I can’t wait to get a tattoo!
Mr. Lighter- What are you going to get?
Student- Well, I wanted to get a butterfly on my lower back, but my mom said I couldn’t because that’s a tramp stamp.
Mr. Lighter- Yo, how were the waves today?
Student- Too big fo me brudda! I don wan get eaten by da water!
Student A- What’s cock-blocking?
Student B- When someone gets in the way of you talking to your crush.
Student A- Soooo, like what you were doing to me at lunch?