May 2011
4 posts
7th Grade.
Student- Mistah Dom, there any gals heah from Tennessee?
Mr. Lighter- I don’t know. Why?
Student- Cuz I wanna use mah pickup line. ‘Are yew from Tennessee? Cuz yer the only Ten - I - See.’
12th Grade.
(after coming back from the bathroom)
Student- Well, I just dropped it like it’s hot.
Sophomores.
Student- Hey hey Mr. Lighter, yo dunks be crackin!