Student- Mistah Dom, there any gals heah from Tennessee? Mr. Lighter- I don’t know. Why? Student- Cuz I wanna use mah pickup line. ‘Are yew from Tennessee? Cuz yer the only Ten - I - See.’
(after coming back from the bathroom) Student- Well, I just dropped it like it’s hot.
Student- Hey hey Mr. Lighter, yo dunks be crackin!