Scholar- Mr. Dom, you’re going to be the next Chris Rock!
(excerpt from a scholar’s ‘Who is a Leader’ paper)
“…but my Auntie Kim is an amazing leader. And even though my Auntie Kim got charged with Assault as a Police Officer…”
(at the Hard Rock Cafe)
Scholar- Mistah Dom, Ah ain’t nevah done tha YMCA befo!
Scholar- No offense Dom Dot Com, but you look like a 12 year old. A really tall 12 year old. With a beard.
Scholar- I can’t wait to get home and say “Hi!” to Dolce and Gabbana!
Mr. Lighter- Who are Dolce and…
Scholar- My dogs.
Mr. Lighter- …and even though they told me no, I knew it was the right thing to do. You always need to stand up for yourself.
Scholar- Wow Mr. Dom… You’re just like Rosa Parks.
Mr. Lighter- Good Morning, Jake!
Jake- Hey Mr. Lighter, I brought a gun to school! April Fools!