1st Grade.
Mr. Lighter- Alright, who can tell me a word that starts with the letter F?
Student- The F word!
February 2011
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5th Grade.
Student- Mr. L, you wore those clothes when you subbed for us last time!
Mr. Lighter- Wasn’t that in November?
Student- Yeah, but still! That’s embarrassing for you!
Kindergarten.
Mr. Lighter- Good Morning, Jordan!
Student- Good Morning, Mr. Elf!
4th Grade.
Mr. Lighter- You finished your geometry worksheet?
Student- Yep!
Mr. Lighter- And the robot graphing? And your division?
Student- Yes! I told you, I’m finished! I’M DONE, SON!
Sophomores.
Mr. Lighter- Marcos, what did you do for Valentine’s Day?
Marcos- Hung out with my girlfriend.
Mr. Lighter- Nice! What did you guys do?
Marcos- Laid in bed all day.
“I’m just a regular teacher. No hopes or dreams. Just waiting to die. Just like you.”
—Kenny Powers
4th Grade.
Student- Mr. L, why do you have a bald spot?
6th Grade.
Student- Mr. L, do you have a girlfriend?
Mr. Lighter- Nope. Do you?
Student- No, but maybe tomorrow. I like Carrie! BIG TITTIES!
Sophomores.
Student A- You gonna have a keg at your birthday?
Student B- Nah, I’m done with that stuff.
Mr. Lighter- Wait…how old are you turning?
Student B- 15.
2nd Grade.
Mr. Lighter- Kayla, what was your New Year’s Resolution?
Kayla- To be prettier!
6th Grade.
Student A- My mom finally graduates from rehab tonight, and I get to go to the ceremony!
Student B- You should bring me a piece of cake.
6th Grade.
Student- Mr. Lighter, where did you park your car?
Mr. Lighter- Car? Yeah, right. I rode my skateboard to work.
Student- Oh, you fancy, huh?
1st Grade.
Mr. Lighter- “…and then the crow put the pebbles in the pitcher, and was able to drink his fill. And now we’re going to….wait, we’re really supposed to fill a cup with water, and do it in class? Your teacher wants us to do that? Uhhhhhh….. I guess we could use that cup the markers are in… OH! And we can use those plastic bears you guys play with! Alright kids, I got it! Good thing Mr. L is so smart!”
Student- “He is?”
