Student- You’re back! Do you remember me?

Mr. Lighter- Of course I do! How are ya, Bryce? It’s good to see you!

Student- It’s good to see you too! I’ll always remember you, Mr. Ross!

Student- Yo, where you from?

Mr. Lighter- California, born and raised!

Student- FUCK CALIFORNIA.

Student- Mr. L, I have to tell you a secret!

Mr. Lighter- Okay, whisper it in my ear.

Student- You’re superb!

Student- Of course Mr. L’s not married! He’s only 27! He’s way too young to get married, he doesn’t need that right now!

Mr. Lighter- Wow bud! Thanks for having my back!

Student- No problem. I’m never getting married either.

Student- I got only got one hour of sleep last night because I was playing video games.

Mr. Lighter- What! Dude, you gotta get some sleep so you can wake up all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the next day!

Student- That’s my life choice.

Student- Yeah, I really wanted to take Child Development.

Mr. Lighter- Wow, really? You good with kids?

Student- Oh, no way, I just figured there would be hella chicks in there.

Student- I can’t wait to get a tattoo!

Mr. Lighter- What are you going to get?

Student- Well, I wanted to get a butterfly on my lower back, but my mom said I couldn’t because that’s a tramp stamp.

Mr. Lighter- Yo, how were the waves today?

Student- Too big fo me brudda! I don wan get eaten by da water!